I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(Source: taehyunsweenie)

11:32 am  •  1 October 2014  •  449,568 notes



i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

11:03 am  •  1 October 2014  •  339,918 notes


ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier)

11:03 am  •  1 October 2014  •  447,170 notes


4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

11:02 am  •  1 October 2014  •  639,549 notes